marshmallowknight:

what i am not:

  • a girl
  • a boy

what i am:

  • unholy spawn of darkness and fear
  • dreaded by all who encounter me
  • kinda hungry

(Source: transyoite, via winged-bi-wolf)

ways to make college kids happy


bbcbecausebenedictcumberbatch:

stoneothefalcon:

nevergiveupbeforeyoubegin:

  • put them around puppies 
  • give them free food
  • cancel classes

you forgot free t-shirts

DID SOMEONE SAY FREE TSHIRTS

(via nyoalaska)

ben-c:

bonaventure-:

if someone ever calls u a mean name just respond “nah” like how do you even respond to that realistically 

some person: hey asstown 
you: nah 
some person:

i think my favourite part about this post is that out of all the mean names someone could realistically call you, they chose “asstown”

(via nyoalaska)

(Source: heartsandmagic)

cotea:

the cookie cup by ByronTalbott

(Source: fatfatties, via fatfatties)

okaywork:

trolltina:

i’m ready for tomorrow 

you guys shoved eurovision up our ass for a straight week but you cant handle one day of usa celebration

okaywork:

trolltina:

i’m ready for tomorrow 

you guys shoved eurovision up our ass for a straight week but you cant handle one day of usa celebration

(via catchemallclifford)

But first.. Let me take a #Selfie

But first.. Let me take a #Selfie

(via 00pand0ria)

fucknosexistcostumes:

shanxonian:

You Can’t Be a Princess” | Journalists from ABC’s “What Would You Do?” planted hidden cameras in a Halloween store and filmed shoppers’ reactions to a boy who wanted a princess costume and a girl who wanted a Spiderman costume.

This makes me very sad and angry…

I believe this has a place on this blog.

(Source: lalondes, via 00pand0ria)

REBLOG IF YOU HAVE LESS THAN 20,000 FOLLOWERS!


bewbies:

must be following: bewbies and zaynsbro

we are going to promote a lot of you guys to over 78K followers

you will gain atleast 50 new followers so don’t forget to thank us later ;)

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crystaltokyogorepolice:

teenagemutantnegroturtle:

ask-aphsiberia:

mr-pond-parties-in-the-impala:

cosbyykidd:

It’s worked for white people, I figured I might as well give it a shot.

GET THIS GUY TO DISNEY WORLD DAMN IT

I want you to go man!

if this was a white girl this would have had the notes 3 weeks ago

People are sending him racist messages telling him it’s not gonna happen and he doesn’t belong in Disney World over this post. So we’re gonna reblog it even more.

crystaltokyogorepolice:

teenagemutantnegroturtle:

ask-aphsiberia:

mr-pond-parties-in-the-impala:

cosbyykidd:

It’s worked for white people, I figured I might as well give it a shot.

GET THIS GUY TO DISNEY WORLD DAMN IT

I want you to go man!

if this was a white girl this would have had the notes 3 weeks ago

People are sending him racist messages telling him it’s not gonna happen and he doesn’t belong in Disney World over this post. So we’re gonna reblog it even more.

(via sadifura)

love-hard-love-forever:

fullblownpanic:

sugarwifey:

wtftimmy:

lookatmeimafake:

holy shit.

Fucked

this is fuckin rad

is that a boob

That’s sick!

love-hard-love-forever:

fullblownpanic:

sugarwifey:

wtftimmy:

lookatmeimafake:

holy shit.

Fucked

this is fuckin rad

is that a boob

That’s sick!

(Source: zero1infinity)

beyocne:

We were only trying to drown her.

(via animated-disney-gifs)

dukeofbookingham:

A guide to various punctuation marks and how to (properly) use them, courtesy of The Visual Communication Guy. Writers, take notes.

dukeofbookingham:

A guide to various punctuation marks and how to (properly) use them, courtesy of The Visual Communication Guy. Writers, take notes.

(via bonnefoys)