oh my god this killed me
I started on the left and laughed, until near the end when I began to cry and experience actual physical pain in my heart.
"how would you like your tea sir?"
*american voice* tax free
I WAS WATHCING PORN AND MY MOM CAME I N MY ROOM WITHOUT KNOCKING SO I SWITCHED TABS TO THIS FUCKING IMAGE AND I STARTED LAUGHING SO HARD I HIT MY TESTICLES AND I STARTED CRYING AND MY MOM DIDNT EVEN SAY ANYTHING SHE JUST LEFT
People make fun of me because I don’t stand during the Pledge of Allegiance in class.
I will stand for the pledge of allegiance and put my hand on my heart:
- When gay people can get jobs equally
- When women aren’t seen as sex objects
- When black people don’t get gunned down
- When Muslims aren’t glared at as if they’re terrorists
- When Mexicans don’t get stopped on suspicion of drugs
Our country really isn’t the “land of the free” or do we have “liberty and justice for all.”
a quick guide to baby etiquette
Reblogging again since it is now cold season and, despite the fact that you would think this is common sense, I still have to ask strangers to please stop touching my daughter literally every time we go out. Please remember that what we view as a simple cold can actually put some babies in the hospital!
I am very serious about everything and I am holding puppies
(Look how hot I am— not.)
LOL. Me when my ex cheated on me. ;)
i enjoy how they didnt over sexualize their prince costumes. like esp with jasmine. she couldve totally been in aladdin’s vest, but nope. fully clothed. thanks.
laughing because Mulan looks the same
things i loved more then i expected, this
this is honestly one of my favorite posts ever